Your many wise words are beginning to sink in. There could be something in the karma malarky! Of course if I am going to participate in the wholesale slaughter of my erstwhile friends and companions (the chickens) it follows as some point it is all going to go dreadfully wrong.
Would I make peace if I turned the yard into a theme park?
As you would expect – Hetty (Chook No 1 – and with most to lose!) is all for it – and swears that she would take care of all the publicity work -(she’s good with words).
The only protests are coming from the cow and the ponies.
The cow assumes that men will come to oggle her ample bosoms and the ponies think that they are just going to be taken for a ride.
Am I opening up a can of worms that even the chickens won’t eat now that they are all so concerned about how they look and their weight?
I remember when life was so much simpler and all Ihad to worry about was a husband who stole chocolate out of the hen house!
Is it me thats weird?!
Yes it is you thats weird and we wouldnt have it any other way.
I dont think it would help much turning the old place into a chook theme park but just in case you do, here is my opinion.
Hetty has a point here. She is already well known as she has had her 15 minutes of fame on Y!A and gathered many fans so she is the obvious choice for PA.
I agree with the cow completely, you know what men are like, they never get over their bosom fixation from birth to grave. Its nice to know she is such a lady so I think that a lovely cow bra (ask britney spears for that shiney number she wore the other night), would do very nicely.
As for the ponies, they would do well to stampede for the hills, riderless of course.
The worms can have their own worm farm and if that doesnt work then its the hen house for sure.
And lastly the feathered ladies are all dieting, after all who wants to eat a skinny chook.
I think you have bitten off more than you can chew with this lot. Next time find somewhere else to hide your chocolate but make sure the old goat doesnt find it. I dont mean the one that wandered in, I mean the one on the couch.
February 27th, 2010 at 12:49 am
relax this is all just a dream except the part where your hubbie stole the chocolate that was real and has caused all this confusion in your dream world you need your chocolate
lol
dw
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February 27th, 2010 at 12:58 am
I think you should name the park ‘Chicken Ranch’ after the infamous brothel in LaGrange, Texas….. made famous in the movie and play ‘Best Little W****house in Texas’ starring Dollie Parton & Burt Reynolds.
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February 27th, 2010 at 1:03 am
Yes it is you thats weird and we wouldnt have it any other way.
I dont think it would help much turning the old place into a chook theme park but just in case you do, here is my opinion.
Hetty has a point here. She is already well known as she has had her 15 minutes of fame on Y!A and gathered many fans so she is the obvious choice for PA.
I agree with the cow completely, you know what men are like, they never get over their bosom fixation from birth to grave. Its nice to know she is such a lady so I think that a lovely cow bra (ask britney spears for that shiney number she wore the other night), would do very nicely.
As for the ponies, they would do well to stampede for the hills, riderless of course.
The worms can have their own worm farm and if that doesnt work then its the hen house for sure.
And lastly the feathered ladies are all dieting, after all who wants to eat a skinny chook.
I think you have bitten off more than you can chew with this lot. Next time find somewhere else to hide your chocolate but make sure the old goat doesnt find it. I dont mean the one that wandered in, I mean the one on the couch.
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February 27th, 2010 at 1:10 am
No you are not weird! You have some great concerns and I love reading your questions because you make me laugh and your a good reminder for so many things. I this time only choice to answer what I said as the other answers I wanted to and did give all a good answer point too. Keep right on writing and give us all a big smile too.
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